Meme 1 & 2.

MEME 1

1. Does the last person you held hands with mean anything to you?

Yes, I cannot live without that person. Seriously.

2. Do you think you're old?
No, until the day I can walk into restaurants in hotels and eat buffets at half price I am NOT old.

3. Are you afraid of the dark?

No, because I’m very, very bright.

4. Do you like your life at the moment?
Hell yes. If I didn’t like it I’d take immediate remedial steps. What’s the point of living a life I don’t like?

5. Ever talked to someone that was drunk?

*sniffle, sniffle* Li was going on and on and then while I was giggling she said some scary things and I never want to mess with drunk people ever again *breaks down and cries*

6. How tall is the person you like?

165cm.

7. Have you ever lost a friend?

Yes, I have. To idiocy.

8. Did you have a dream last night?

Hmmm, nop.

9. Have you ever crawled through a window?

I would if I ever had a reason to. There is this thing called a door after all…

10. What song are you listening to now?

潘越云 - 痴情不是一种罪过 (Pan Yue Yun – Unreasonable Passion is not a Kind of Crime) Well, I hope I translated that okay? It’s a song from the Plum Flower Saga Trilogy.

11. How often do you talk on the phone?

Pretty often and mostly because of assignments nowadays.

12. How happy do you think you are?

I don’t think, I believe that I am 79% happy right at this moment because I’ve been fed, had entertainment and am catching up on my anime.

13. Are you in a complicated relationship?

My relationships are usually crystal clear. The details however may be fuzzy.

14. Are you currently frustrated with a boy/girl?

Nop.

15. What did you do last night?

Sleep. Oh, wait. Before that I watched a few eps of Ghost Hound, then continued reading ‘A Dream of Red Mansions’ which I am about to finish for the sixth time or something and then I slept.

16. Name one thing that you can't live without.

Shouldn’t this question be number 2? For preparing a safe dust-free haven for me, my mother and my ATM and guide around KL father.

17. Have you made a prank phone call?

Do I look that bored to you. (Actually, yes. I’m doing a meme for God’s sake)

18. Currently wanting anything?

Yes! I want a new pair of slippers. My old pair sports a broken strap since last week and I’ve been clomping around in heels everyday, all day long.

19. When was the last time you cried?

This morning. The poor poor boy on the television screen just killed two ppl in a horrible accident. How sad. Boo hoo hoo. (Idiot boy)

20. Do you like your hair?

It would be nicer if it were wavy. But I do like my hair, I can get away without combing it in the morning unlike my brother.

21. Relationships or one night stands?

Who’s the other person in question?

22. Last person you text messaged?

P, I think.

23. Have you talked to the boy you like today?

Are you suggesting I’m a paedophile?

24. Are you married?

Yes. My husband’s name is Fujitsu S-Series.

25. Want to get married?

I already am nutcase. Read the above.

26. Last time you hugged someone?

Not too long ago...

27. Favourite month?

December

28. What is on your mind?
Questionnaires should be more fun.

Meme 2

1. Who is your all-time inspiration?
My laptop speakers.

2. Have you given your first kiss away?
Nop! I say this believing the line ‘Giving is not the same as taking’. Well, mind over matter.

3. If you were to be stranded on a deserted island, who are the 3 blog buddies you would take with you? Why?
I’ll take Ian ‘Betul’ because he’s definitely good company. Next on my list would be Jovian M because he looks like he would like swimming and that obviously means clothes off and that would be oh-so-what-I-hoped-for-when-I-thought-of-taking-him-to-this-deserted-island. Third is the captain of the yacht who just happens to be a trained 4 Michelin star chef. He’ll be driving the boat and preparing the meals out of all the good things he’ll find on the island…or just take from the well-stocked pantry on the yacht *shrug*. As long as meals are served on time.

4. Where is the place that you want to go the most?
Right now, it’ll have to be Lake Garden. I miss that place.

5. If you can have 1 dream to come true, what would it be?
It would have to be the one in which I could fly and the reason why I can keep this ability is because I have to work with an international detective/intelligence agency. In the first part, I was on a mission to topple a lusty escort organisation…very nice. The second part I was trying to escape from another supernatural who, because he hasn’t been grounded like me, has been left to totally run wild and thus is obviously rather more ‘keng’ than me. It was so exciting and fun!

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
No. I’m too busy looking at the ground and trying to avoid puddles.

7. What are you afraid to lose the most now?
Panda One. Please, return to me. I cannot lose you. I’m already on Panda Three and it really really hurts to think that I may never get you back.

8. If you win $1 million, what would you do?
I’d go collect the cheque/cash and bank in into my account, first and foremost.

9. If you meet someone that you love, would you confess to him/her?
Not a chance.

10. List out 3 good points of the person who tagged you.
(Whoever made this meme questionnaire is a narcissist.) She’s a newly out of the closet girly-girl (remember, it takes courage to come out of closets), a closet ‘siu jie’ (makes for a very interesting denial-type conversations and also horrifyingly funny actions) and is good with dogs (thus, I can make my escape while she stands there and goes “Ooh! Nice dog! Nice d…..!!!! OMFG! IT BIT ME!!!”) .

11. What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
That it mirrors the first half at least 99%. Can you imagine if I had dark skin on my right and light on my left, blue right eye brown left eye…

12. Which type of person do you hate the most?
People with zero personality or worse, a very fake almost copied personality. They seem to get it straight from television screens.

13. What is your ambition?
Nothing big, I just want world domination.

14. If you have faults, would you rather the people around you point out to you or would you rather they keep quiet?
The middle road. Be subtle when pointing out. I’m not stupid.

15. What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
My parents. Next to that will be my electronic data.

16. Are you a shopaholic or not?
Nyon!

17. Find a word to describe the person who tagged you.
Closet

18. If you have a chance. Which part of your character you would like to change?
My laziness. I swear if I could work up the willpower to be more active in every aspect of my life I think the quality of my life would be better.

19. What’s the last shocking thing you've seen or heard?
My grandmother didn’t buy anything for my brother when she went Japan in February.

20. What is the best thing you wish to happen?
That my mother would be cured of all those blasted illness and thus she would be more cheerful all the time instead of random times and thus my life in general would be that much peachier because she’ll be in a shopping mood all day long, all year round.

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